“I have a disease that will eventually kill me. I have been in a wheelchair since I was two. I love to laugh and my life is pretty funny. Allow me to share…”
AND
“I think it was kind of assumed among all of us that this rich fucker needed to be fucked with for being so ignorantly stupid. I told my brother to find something to write on in the van so we could leave this guy a little message, he excitedly found a napkin and scribbled out a note. He decided it would be best to attach the note with the wad of bubblegum he was chewing on; my brother has excellent taste. We did all this pretty fast so we could escape before he got out to his car. When that wealthy penis got to his Escalade, he would find a note that read, “THE BLUE LINES MEAN DON’T PARK THERE, RETARD” jammed to the underside of his door handle with a huge piece of gum. We won.”
AND SO MUCH MORE
