December 2011
6 posts
whydoihaveablog:
The lawyer asked Jesse Pinkman “is that clear?” after informing him that his parents were kicking him out of his aunt’s house due to his meth lab in the basement, and Jesse Pinkman did not look the lawyer square in the eyes with a cool stare and state, “crystal,” and that is such a major flaw and this is the reason why Breaking Bad needs to hire me as a writer as long as they...
talking to my weathernerd friend
me: are we going to have a white xmas?
Brad: latest model runs say no
me: are we going to have a white kwanzaa?
Brad: I don't know when that is lol but my guess is it will be black.
Things I Do Not Understand And Definitely Am Not...
thingsidontunderstandand:
I knew it was over when he bought some self-help books for me, for Chanukah.
I thought it was weird that such a smart man did not understand the meaning of the word “self.”
He thought it was weird that I pretended that was the part that mattered.
“The ‘self’ isn’t the point,” he said.
I pointed out that the semantics were sort of actually exactly the point.
And we...
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