January 2012
3 posts
December 2011
6 posts
whydoihaveablog:
The lawyer asked Jesse Pinkman “is that clear?” after informing him that his parents were kicking him out of his aunt’s house due to his meth lab in the basement, and Jesse Pinkman did not look the lawyer square in the eyes with a cool stare and state, “crystal,” and that is such a major flaw and this is the reason why Breaking Bad needs to hire me as a writer as long as they...
talking to my weathernerd friend
me: are we going to have a white xmas?
Brad: latest model runs say no
me: are we going to have a white kwanzaa?
Brad: I don't know when that is lol but my guess is it will be black.
Things I Do Not Understand And Definitely Am Not...
thingsidontunderstandand:
I knew it was over when he bought some self-help books for me, for Chanukah.
I thought it was weird that such a smart man did not understand the meaning of the word “self.”
He thought it was weird that I pretended that was the part that mattered.
“The ‘self’ isn’t the point,” he said.
I pointed out that the semantics were sort of actually exactly the point.
And we...
gifparty:
November 2011
3 posts
October 2011
1 post
Holy Fuck! →
itlastsforweeks:
Shit!
sometimes i forget that sharks exist
September 2011
2 posts
tiny doctor at hopkins →
August 2011
3 posts
What a shame →
My other (collaborative) blog has more followers than me, but it hasn’t been updated in a loooong tiiiiime.
July 2011
7 posts
Things I Do Not Understand And Definitely Am Not...
thingsidontunderstandand:
Is this also the end of astronaut ice cream?
best tumblr i've seen a wwwwwhile →
“I have a disease that will eventually kill me. I have been in a wheelchair since I was two. I love to laugh and my life is pretty funny. Allow me to share…”
AND
“I think it was kind of assumed among all of us that this rich fucker needed to be fucked with for being so ignorantly stupid. I told my brother to find something to write on in the van so we could leave this...
1 tag
June 2011
8 posts
I really shouldn't be reading this →
especially at work
Wait, what.: I was at work and this hot deaf guy... →
whydoihaveablog:
I was at work and this hot deaf guy in a suit that could make jaws drop came through the door. I, swear to God, turned to my computer and poised my fingers with the mind that I was about to type, in all capital letters, HOT DEAF GUY IN A BUSINESS SUIT HOT DEAF GUY IN A BUSINESS SUIT HOT DEAF GUY…
someone finally blogged about me
May 2011
6 posts
2 tags
3 tags
tumblr is not exciting anymore
Please change my mind about this.
PS I might be moving to Switzerland
Things I Do Not Understand And Definitely Am Not...
thingsidontunderstandand:
After a few years he explained to his psychoanalyst that it had all been an acting exercise, and he asked her, then, if they could start over again.
April 2011
1 post
world subways at scale - fake is the new real →
March 2011
4 posts
can I borrow $800? →
“The 35mm f/2.8 Shift CA Rokkor is one of the rarest and most expensive lenses made for the Minolta manual focus system. The lens mount incorporates a mechanism that enables the lens to be shifted horizontally and vertically to correct perspective, a feature which is very useful in architectural photography, and vital if your output will be in an unmanipulated format (eg. transparencies for...
February 2011
4 posts
Arcade Fries
whoisarcadefire:
Via Lamebook.com
January 2011
2 posts
The New Zodiac
fakescience:
croissant!